Urban Coyetes attacks on the rise...
These are very cunning, smart creatures. They go a great length to catch their preys.
I have personally witnessed one of them utilizing things like, cannons, rocket-propelled roller skates, giant slingshots, trampolines, and even TNTs!
One of the most stunning "tricks" I saw was the "paint" trick. The coyote will first write "Road" on a fake sign that leads to a face of rocky a mountain. Then, he will actually paint the "road" and the "tunnel" on that side of the mountain that looks unbelievably realistic! I chuckle every time I see a fast-moving roadrunners, joggers, 18-wheelers and old people with bi-focals hit that side of the mountain and knock themselves out cold from my office window in Arizona.
But on a serious note, yes, the government needs to step in and put an end to this non-sense. I would suggest starting with a thorough IRS audit on a company called ACME from which these coyotes are getting their supplies of above-mentioned devices and weapons.
Urban Coyotes Kicks A$$!
I have personally witnessed one of them utilizing things like, cannons, rocket-propelled roller skates, giant slingshots, trampolines, and even TNTs!
One of the most stunning "tricks" I saw was the "paint" trick. The coyote will first write "Road" on a fake sign that leads to a face of rocky a mountain. Then, he will actually paint the "road" and the "tunnel" on that side of the mountain that looks unbelievably realistic! I chuckle every time I see a fast-moving roadrunners, joggers, 18-wheelers and old people with bi-focals hit that side of the mountain and knock themselves out cold from my office window in Arizona.
But on a serious note, yes, the government needs to step in and put an end to this non-sense. I would suggest starting with a thorough IRS audit on a company called ACME from which these coyotes are getting their supplies of above-mentioned devices and weapons.
Urban Coyotes Kicks A$$!
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May 17, 2003 09:23 PM



