Ahh man I could hire the Baha men to follow me around for a day constantly singing WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Sadly thats my dream

I've also noted some observations. I've also raised some questions

They have Box Car racer, but no Box Car Willy.

Fishbone is highly undervalued

Joey McIntyre - Ex-New Kid on the block = Will work for food

They offer an Orgy for 10k

If you hire Pauley Shore, can you beat him senseless?

I am very tempted to hire Tenacious D...anyone wanna chip in. I'll form DogmanU as a .edu on Monday

 

B52's... 75k? Ummm... no.

 

Looks like Shania Twain is the big dog @ 300K.. next is Reba McIntyre @ 250 and I think Creed @ $200K

Ready for an indecent proposal Shania

 

Dave Attell for $5k? I'm down! ahah. But, I'm sure we can find him roaming around some big city somewhere, because of his TV show, hehe.

 

So do you have to pay transport and hotel and stuff in addition or are those fees all inclusive?


hmm.. Juliana Hatfield for $4k.. Where do I send the check?

 

4k for Juliana Hatfield? theres gotta be a catch

 

So Mindcore, Me and you and two others and we can have a very private concert for $1k/person.. sounds like a deal to me.

 

My guess is the catch is the price plus first class accommodations.

 

Excellent! I can save $50,000 by spelling Ja Rule's name with a hyphen instead of a space.

 

The only person I would actually pay to see perform is Tupac Shakur f. the Outlawz, but unfortunately I am too late for that.