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View Poll Results: In all honesty, how long is your penis in limp mode? No need to lie cuz no one would know.
1-1.99"
9
7.96%
2-2.99"
29
25.66%
3-3.99"
44
38.94%
4-4.99"
14
12.39%
5+ inches?
17
15.04%
Voters: 113. You may not vote on this poll

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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by CG,Aug 1 2006, 07:05 PM
I think if my penis saw a catheter coming at it it would shrink so fast it would damn near turn into a vagina.
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Purple_sky,Aug 2 2006, 01:30 PM


I heard inserting a catheter into a penis hurts like pounding testicles with a hammer.
You mean you haven't seen the video of guy's sticking screwdrivers down their p-hole!

pfft Newbie!
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Purple_sky,Aug 2 2006, 01:30 PM


I heard inserting a catheter into a penis hurts like pounding testicles with a hammer.
Coming out is the worst part! I was 11 yrs old then and I can still remember that feeling.
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 07:05 AM
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I can almost lick my eye with my tounge...would that help?
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Aug 1 2006, 08:32 PM
ive never heard of shrinkage so bad that its almost inside the body!
Also known as "turtleing", typically occurs as a result of extremely cold conditions.
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 07:40 AM
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for me....think pringles can.


















And I am no where near the size
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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So like, are there bones in them things?
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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Of course!
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Aug 3 2006, 04:55 PM
Of course!
100s of them!
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Old Aug 3, 2006 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by parkerdt,Aug 1 2006, 05:46 PM
I have a tattoo on my penis. When I am limp, it says "Shorty".

Erect, it says "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chatanooga Tennessee, November, 1971".

Any questions?

Dave
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