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View Poll Results: In all honesty, how long is your penis in limp mode? No need to lie cuz no one would know.
1-1.99"
7.96%
2-2.99"
25.66%
3-3.99"
38.94%
4-4.99"
12.39%
5+ inches?
15.04%
Voters: 113. You may not vote on this poll

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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 01:49 PM
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This thread is still going? I can see the poll's results are just all over the place. I guess it's unfair for me to call his a "baby penis". But when it erects...oh my... I used to tease him all the time, calling it a freak of nature, but he said it was usual. Now that kinda confirms it.
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 05:32 PM
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ive never heard of shrinkage so bad that its almost inside the body!
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 05:46 PM
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I have a tattoo on my penis. When I am limp, it says "Shorty".

Erect, it says "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chatanooga Tennessee, November, 1971".

Any questions?

Dave
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Aug 1 2006, 07:32 PM
ive never heard of shrinkage so bad that its almost inside the body!
A friend of mine that's a nurse says that sometimes it's so bad that they have to kind of grab at it (play) with two fingers until it grows enough that they can insert a Catheter.

I think if my penis saw a catheter coming at it it would shrink so fast it would damn near turn into a vagina.
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by parkerdt,Aug 1 2006, 05:46 PM
I have a tattoo on my penis. When I am limp, it says "Shorty".

Erect, it says "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chatanooga Tennessee, 1971".

Any questions?

Dave
Yeah the artist must of used size 8 font! OOOo BURN!!!
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 06:13 PM
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Never gotten out the calipers, but it's more like a 14 pt font as I see it.
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Old Aug 1, 2006 | 06:42 PM
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this post is nuts lol
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CG,Aug 1 2006, 06:05 PM
A friend of mine that's a nurse says that sometimes it's so bad that they have to kind of grab at it (play) with two fingers until it grows enough that they can insert a Catheter.

I think if my penis saw a catheter coming at it it would shrink so fast it would damn near turn into a vagina.


I heard inserting a catheter into a penis hurts like pounding testicles with a hammer.
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 02:14 PM
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well lets hope i dont have to find out anytime soon
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by parkerdt,Aug 1 2006, 09:46 PM
I have a tattoo on my penis. When I am limp, it says "Shorty".

Erect, it says "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Chatanooga Tennessee, November, 1971".

Any questions?

Dave
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