a guy at my work thinks he needs to advertise taking a shit lately. He walks down the hall with a newspaper and heads into the crapper. This just started a few months ago.

He makes damn good $ and is part owner of the company, so you would think a little couth would be in order.

"HEY EVERYONE, I AM GOING TO GO TAKE A SHIT AND READ THIS NEWSPAPER"...

Once in a while he will stop by my office on the way back and offer that same newspaper to me.... ahahha... HELL NO I DON'T WANT TO READ THAT!!!!

 

Better then staring at the walls I imagine

 

you should start timing him. If he comes out quick, say "I guess you ate your veggies". If he takes a while, say "you need some more fiber in your diet".

 

Usually, I take a dump every afternoon. I have no problem telling the boss that I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool, and I'm taking my magazine with too!!!!!!!!

 

I could time people.... make a little chart that I could hand out at monthend for everyone to review.

..... i love watching someone head in there right after I know someone just blew it out. If you blow it out, you always pull the door shut. some guys head right in and blew it out even more.

i can hold it a long long time vs going in to smell someone elses lunch!

 

At least he's not taking his laptop in there.

 

i did that at home...

 

was it to talk to girlfriends online. HAHAHAHA

sorry

anyway newpapers are great while taking a dump. I'm also a fan of telling people that i need to take a dump.

 

Why don't some of you guys/gals bting a snack with ya.

 

You should see our bathroom floors at around 10am, theres at least 20 copies of the journal and nyt all over the floor. Once in a while when I'm in there on the throne dropping the kids off at the pool, I'll see someone in the next stall grab a paper from the floor and begin reading.

gross!