Be warned, this is awful.

It was visitors day at the home for the feeble-minded. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria." And singing it beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it
rhythmically with a pencil.

A visitor named Ron listened in wonderment to the performance and then
approached the conductor. "I am a retired choir director," Ron said. "This
is one of the best choirs I have ever heard,"

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said Peter the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said Ron the visitor. "What are they called?"

"Surely that's obvious," replied Peter, the conductor.

"They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."


Don't say I didn't warn you!

 

 

LOL. That's excellent...but terrible.

Terribly excellent?

 

Lumpy, Lumpy, Lumpy, what are we going to do with you??????

 

ahahahaha, that's funny. but since i grew up as a member of the LDS church, that's terrible

 

At least I don't have to explain it here. I posted it on a couple of other sites and people were putting up question marks and I don't get its. Where's the punch line??

 

Well, as famous as they are, I think the Mormons are more famous for their FORMER marriage practice (abandoned by the church A LONG TIME AGO!) but still practiced by a few small sects in Utah.

 

I think it's funny and I'm a babtised Jack Mormom. Funny is funny.

 

what's a jack mormom?

 

lol, maybe I'm a little tired or something, or just a dumbass, but I don't get it..???