Wash your hands you neanderthals!
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Nobody does. EVERYBODY uses the foam product that is mostly alcohol.
Again, most likely Darwin will get ya before any bacteria will but...
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Its not about bateria or getting sick. After you wipe your ass, i.e. come between a toliet paper sheets distance between your hand and your shit - I don't want to shake your hand afterwards without you using soap. Not a hard concept.
Same shit with grabbing your dick. That hand you just used to hold your dick - I don't want to shake it until some soap and water has hit that shit first. Call me crazy - but I think its just ****ing foul.
So at work, when I see all my awesome co-workers not washing then bringing in food for us to eat, trying to shake my hand, etc - **** you. Wash your hands, then we'll talk.
To those proud of not washing here - also noted - remind me not to shake yours either.
Same shit with grabbing your dick. That hand you just used to hold your dick - I don't want to shake it until some soap and water has hit that shit first. Call me crazy - but I think its just ****ing foul.
So at work, when I see all my awesome co-workers not washing then bringing in food for us to eat, trying to shake my hand, etc - **** you. Wash your hands, then we'll talk.
To those proud of not washing here - also noted - remind me not to shake yours either.
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i am a compete freak when it comes to this sorta thing.
for one, i dont touch the wang when going, i use the boxers as a guide.
second, when i do wash my hands i make sure i have the paper towel already ready to be tore off so i can dry my hands and then use it to turn off the sink and open the door,.....this is a wonderful reason why the bathroomless. doors are becoming popular along with the laser controled sinks.
on another note, when i come into the bathroom and guys are leaving without washing their hands i like to make smart remarks to them like "i dont wash my hands after i take a crap and wipe my ass either:....needless to say i get some pissed off looking faces
for one, i dont touch the wang when going, i use the boxers as a guide.
second, when i do wash my hands i make sure i have the paper towel already ready to be tore off so i can dry my hands and then use it to turn off the sink and open the door,.....this is a wonderful reason why the bathroomless. doors are becoming popular along with the laser controled sinks.
on another note, when i come into the bathroom and guys are leaving without washing their hands i like to make smart remarks to them like "i dont wash my hands after i take a crap and wipe my ass either:....needless to say i get some pissed off looking faces
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Most people don't even know how to properly wash their hands, so it doesn't matter if they do it, if they're doing it wrong. That, plus most bathrooms are not designed to be sanitary - everything has handles you have to pull to operate - completely nulls any benefit from washing unless you actually know how to wash and extract yourself from a bathroom without getting germy again.
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Originally Posted by sillyboybmxer,Sep 18 2007, 10:13 AM
i am a compete freak when it comes to this sorta thing.
for one, i dont touch the wang when going, i use the boxers as a guide.
second, when i do wash my hands i make sure i have the paper towel already ready to be tore off so i can dry my hands and then use it to turn off the sink and open the door,.....this is a wonderful reason why the bathroomless. doors are becoming popular along with the laser controled sinks.
on another note, when i come into the bathroom and guys are leaving without washing their hands i like to make smart remarks to them like "i dont wash my hands after i take a crap and wipe my ass either:....needless to say i get some pissed off looking faces
for one, i dont touch the wang when going, i use the boxers as a guide.
second, when i do wash my hands i make sure i have the paper towel already ready to be tore off so i can dry my hands and then use it to turn off the sink and open the door,.....this is a wonderful reason why the bathroomless. doors are becoming popular along with the laser controled sinks.
on another note, when i come into the bathroom and guys are leaving without washing their hands i like to make smart remarks to them like "i dont wash my hands after i take a crap and wipe my ass either:....needless to say i get some pissed off looking faces
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Originally Posted by rnye,Sep 18 2007, 10:13 AM
Its not about bateria or getting sick. After you wipe your ass, i.e. come between a toliet paper sheets distance between your hand and your shit - I don't want to shake your hand afterwards without you using soap. Not a hard concept.
Same shit with grabbing your dick. That hand you just used to hold your dick - I don't want to shake it until some soap and water has hit that shit first. Call me crazy - but I think its just ****ing foul.
So at work, when I see all my awesome co-workers not washing then bringing in food for us to eat, trying to shake my hand, etc - **** you. Wash your hands, then we'll talk.
To those proud of not washing here - also noted - remind me not to shake yours either.
Same shit with grabbing your dick. That hand you just used to hold your dick - I don't want to shake it until some soap and water has hit that shit first. Call me crazy - but I think its just ****ing foul.
So at work, when I see all my awesome co-workers not washing then bringing in food for us to eat, trying to shake my hand, etc - **** you. Wash your hands, then we'll talk.
To those proud of not washing here - also noted - remind me not to shake yours either.
