What do you do with YOUR paycheck?

Post your most weird / unusual / funky / bizarre possessions here, with pics if possible. Appendages and significant others don't count. Not s2000 related. Please add commentary, history, and what made you inclined to procure it if relevant.

I'm the proud owner of a godzilla alarm clock from EBAY (sorry no pics yet). I got up at 2AM to outbid someone at last minute.

 

I have an actual medical stethoscope that I acquired from a pre-med student. I dunno how expensive they are, but it's the kind that clicks/flips over to listen to other sounds in the stomach cavity (or so I think I was told). it's surprising at how much you can hear.

I got it for free, and it's great when my gf and I want to play doctor.

 

My GF thinks my Maisto cars are weird.

 

i have a nazi-ss dinner plate i bought from ebay back in the day before they banned such activities --

 

A friend of mine actually bought a speculum. Ew.

 

gundams.