I would have used the C word.

A friend and I were once heading into a Chipotle. We are about 30 ft from the door and some chick at twice the distance breaks into a dead run when she sees we are going to get to the door first, and almost slams into us as she jumps in front to grab the door handle. I just shrug at my friend and figure she is a douche bag. We enter and go up to the counter where this chick pulls out a list and orders about 20 burritos for her office.

She had the choice to be patient and wait two minutes for us to order our food, or be a bitch, practically push us out of the way and make us wait 20 minutes. I hate self absorbed people.

 

Some people just deserve a beat-down. In that first story I might have gone out of my way to tell the restaurant workers so they could no-serve her.

 

you should have asked the person that was previously in front of you to get either in front them or behind them.

or you could just fake a sneeze and sneeze all over the back of her head.

 

i do that to my friends when they're being rude. and then i say... "watch out, i'm asian and i got the SARS!" its my form of biological terrorism

in situations like that, i usually have absolutely nothing to say. i'll think of a bunch of clever smart-ass stuff i could have done afterwards... but usually when it happens i'm so appalled by how rude/tasteless the person is being that i can't react.

 

LOL at the SARS comment.

 

Rob I like the wheels, what are they?

I'd prolly want an inch smaller but they look nice on silverstone.

 

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Holy crap.

I hate people who are rude like that!

What I would have done: As soon as it was her (meaning MY) turn for the cashier, I would have squeezed past her/pushed her and ordered my food.

 

Only a couple of things bother me and one of them is if someone F*UCKS with me when i'm hungry.I would have caused a big ASS scene.

Examplewith my loudest voice)BioTch, get your F*UCKIN' ASS to the back of line.

 

I hate low class people. I'd have said what you said, but very loud so everyone in line that she was breaking in front of would hear it. It also sounds like she was in line in front of you, I'd have cursed the bitch out at that.

Of course something similar to that happened to me. I was at a bar with one bathroom and the line was long. Of course with a few beerz in me I had to pee like the dickens. Suddenly some ho just goes infront of everyone and goes in without explaining or asking at all. (I'd have let her go if she had as least asked nicely or explained that she was going to puke or pee herself or something.). So I start making some off color jokes about her with the other people in line. She hears them through the door and tries to tell me off, and I told her she could have had the courtesy to ask since she had to good reason to break in line. The next thing I know here equally low class boyfriend is in my face. I grab a pool stick and tell my wife to get ready to post bail. Finally she comes to her sences and tells him to back down.