I've also seen Indian people on tv going up to a cow and slapping urine on their own faces because they think the cow has a spiritual presence and the urine can heal sickness.

 

Actually us Indians like to shove the rats up our asses because what could more fun than rats up our asses

 

Porsche518, are you screwing your own people? what kind of person would say all of that?

 

I think he was responding sarcastically to your slapping cow urine on face comment.
An Indian co-worker of mine mentioned once that cow's urine is sacred, so I don't find what you said hard to believe. However if I'm not mistaken he said some people actually drink that stuff .

 

this would be heaven for the actor: Richard Gere

 

LOL...that's some funny stuff....I was about to respond with a similar account of "True Indian Stories" . I get that all the time...since I am Indian/Hindu... questions like "So do you like worship cows that walk on the street?" or "What's up with that elephant god with all those arms?". The first couple of times you correct them and help them understand the true meanings and the actuality that almost all religions/languages stem from hinduism/sanskrit. Eventually you get tired of it and start totally tooling with peoples minds.

 

Oh and just an FYI, all of these stories with the rats and the cow incident are practiced by a fringe group. This group is typically of a "lesser" sect and social standing. In addition they are extremely poor and have no education, they practice some pretty bizarre things. But this can be equated to any other religious fringe group out there.

 

Every society has it's weirdos take the Branch Davidians or the christians in Arizona who dance with snakes (rattlers mostly) or Catholic priests who like little boys or scarriest of them all the Scientologists. Just don't think that a few represent all.

 

Porsche 518, don't lie....they have figured out the rat up the ass thing. You have told everyone about one of our ancient Indian secrets. Did you tell them also that when we get into the s2000 we take the rat out and put him in a little wheel in the engine bay to get 240hp+1rp, so we have faster s2000's than anyone. Well the cow urine....Nothing quenches your thirst like a little cow pee. You know that the origianl Gatorade made in FLorida was actually distilled cow piss be renowned Indian professor Ram Krishmurthgoapsinggujuuttarandhrkamalgoa!

 

man im friggin eating man that u could have warned me