Went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch today
MEAT DISHES
1. Bol Oxs..................Hot Meat Balls
2. Sur Kum Sihz.............Sausage Slices
3. Hol Mein Kok.............Scrag end encased in ladyfingers
4. Dik Sor..................Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder
5. Eja Kul Lait.............Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce
6. Rek Tum Blok.............Oversized baked sausage
7. Long Dik.................Coq in van
8. Yu Nux...................Meatball extract
9. Veri Ti Rin..............Massive extrusion of forcemeat VEGETABLES
10. Wan Kin..................Bamboo shoots
11. Pei Sof..................Chinese leaves
12. Wot Kung Fu Dat..........Tossed salad
13. Sik In Lu................Sweet and sour hot sauce
14. Pu Bik...................Young sprouts
15. Du Reks..................Entre Coat
16. Hoo Pong In Kar See......Yellow rice with meat droppings
17. Hoo Kum On Mat...........Thick white rice on ryebread
SAUCES
18. Pei Sol..................Cantonese drippings
19. Sei Men Drip.............Delicately flavoured white sauce
20. Yu Kum...................Hot custard
21. Tor Soff.................Hand-made thick white sauce
22. Hu Lade Turd.............Brown sauce with nuts
23. Fan Tom Ar Sol...........Invisible brown sauce without nuts SPECIALITIES
24. Lik Mein.................Plate of the day
25. Fug Yu...................Chinese toast
26. Munth Lei................Popular dish of the period
27. Kow Poo..................Savoury pan cakes
28. Doggi Bag................Chinese take away
29. Ho Mo....................Sausage surprise
30. Bo Gee...................Pick of the week DESSERTS
31. Vee Dee..................Spotted ****
32. Kum In Yu................Cream Squirt
33. Yu Pong..................Crap suzette
34. Kum Lots.................Extra portion of cream
35. Ars Pik..................Chocolate fingers
36. Hoo Shat in Fann.........Chocolate spread
37. Or Jee...................Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins
38. Es Kie Mo Kum............Frosted banana cream
39. Tu Tun On Goo Lies.......Crushed Nuts
40. Wun Hung Lo..............Mixed nuts
41. Tu Brik Smak.............Puree of nuts
42. Di Rere..................Chinese afters in aromatic sauce
43. Hu Pong..................Chinese snifters
44. Kwik Wank................Cream slice
BEVERAGES
45. Yu Rine..................Jasmine Tea
46. Wob Li Tit...............Milk Shake
DESSERT
47. Cream of Sum Yung Guy..................Chinese Custard
Chopsticks extra.
1. Bol Oxs..................Hot Meat Balls
2. Sur Kum Sihz.............Sausage Slices
3. Hol Mein Kok.............Scrag end encased in ladyfingers
4. Dik Sor..................Rolled pork fillet rubbed in chile powder
5. Eja Kul Lait.............Shaft of mutton in white cream sauce
6. Rek Tum Blok.............Oversized baked sausage
7. Long Dik.................Coq in van
8. Yu Nux...................Meatball extract
9. Veri Ti Rin..............Massive extrusion of forcemeat VEGETABLES
10. Wan Kin..................Bamboo shoots
11. Pei Sof..................Chinese leaves
12. Wot Kung Fu Dat..........Tossed salad
13. Sik In Lu................Sweet and sour hot sauce
14. Pu Bik...................Young sprouts
15. Du Reks..................Entre Coat
16. Hoo Pong In Kar See......Yellow rice with meat droppings
17. Hoo Kum On Mat...........Thick white rice on ryebread
SAUCES
18. Pei Sol..................Cantonese drippings
19. Sei Men Drip.............Delicately flavoured white sauce
20. Yu Kum...................Hot custard
21. Tor Soff.................Hand-made thick white sauce
22. Hu Lade Turd.............Brown sauce with nuts
23. Fan Tom Ar Sol...........Invisible brown sauce without nuts SPECIALITIES
24. Lik Mein.................Plate of the day
25. Fug Yu...................Chinese toast
26. Munth Lei................Popular dish of the period
27. Kow Poo..................Savoury pan cakes
28. Doggi Bag................Chinese take away
29. Ho Mo....................Sausage surprise
30. Bo Gee...................Pick of the week DESSERTS
31. Vee Dee..................Spotted ****
32. Kum In Yu................Cream Squirt
33. Yu Pong..................Crap suzette
34. Kum Lots.................Extra portion of cream
35. Ars Pik..................Chocolate fingers
36. Hoo Shat in Fann.........Chocolate spread
37. Or Jee...................Chinese stuffing on bed of mandarins
38. Es Kie Mo Kum............Frosted banana cream
39. Tu Tun On Goo Lies.......Crushed Nuts
40. Wun Hung Lo..............Mixed nuts
41. Tu Brik Smak.............Puree of nuts
42. Di Rere..................Chinese afters in aromatic sauce
43. Hu Pong..................Chinese snifters
44. Kwik Wank................Cream slice
BEVERAGES
45. Yu Rine..................Jasmine Tea
46. Wob Li Tit...............Milk Shake
DESSERT
47. Cream of Sum Yung Guy..................Chinese Custard
Chopsticks extra.
Nooo I don't believe you...
Asians take some serious junk from North America. My buddy Chris Leung was born in Canada but is half Chinese and therefore gets called Clis Reung by all of us. Haven't seen him flinch yet.
Asians take some serious junk from North America. My buddy Chris Leung was born in Canada but is half Chinese and therefore gets called Clis Reung by all of us. Haven't seen him flinch yet.
There is a restaurant near me with a menu item called "General Chicken". I always ask the waiter if they have some more specific chicken, but they don't get it. I am sure they pee in my soup.
Also a restuarant just outside of Waikiki called "Fook Yuen"
Also a restuarant just outside of Waikiki called "Fook Yuen"








