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What did the egg say to the pan of boiling water?

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Old May 25, 2011 | 08:32 AM
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Default What did the egg say to the pan of boiling water?

"It will take me a while to get hard..I just got laid by some chick"
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Old May 25, 2011 | 12:24 PM
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1/10
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Old May 25, 2011 | 01:55 PM
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"Don't do drugs"
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Old May 25, 2011 | 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Bilyjimbob
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Old May 25, 2011 | 05:00 PM
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Trying to be TheRaptor like.



Fail.
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Old May 26, 2011 | 05:36 PM
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Raptor, where are you!!!
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Old May 26, 2011 | 07:01 PM
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Meh. Try again. But do try again. More then one person can tell a joke.
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I chuckled.
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Old May 31, 2011 | 05:36 PM
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Old Jun 3, 2011 | 10:48 AM
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Ugh. Thanks for that. Nightmares.
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