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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 06:04 AM
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Default What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 06:25 AM
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Indeed!
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 09:44 AM
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And the urge to lick it. (The nose )
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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Originally posted by AnDy_PaNdY
And the urge to lick it.
I think that might depend on who's in the stirrups.
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 10:56 AM
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Originally posted by ltweintz


I think that might depend on who's in the stirrups.
An excellent point
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 12:33 PM
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how do you get a nun pregnant?

dress her up as an altar boy
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 01:12 PM
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And put the clothes on backwards.
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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 04:35 PM
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Ah ha ha ha ...

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Old Jan 15, 2002 | 05:00 PM
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You guys are sick sick sick.....

which is why I come to this forum!!!!
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Old Jan 16, 2002 | 08:27 AM
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