well it depends on how discreetly you go about it

 

There is so much jail bait. At the mall the other day some girl walked up to me and was like how old are you (sitting with some friends). I was like uh 17... and she was like yep yep that's about how old I am, you look like some loser who I spilled apple sauce on in you know the zone in 3rd grade... yeah

I was just like uh? The Zone? Did you want to screw(substituted word, but profanity blows middle schooler's minds for some reason) me that badly in 3rd grade?
For some reason these days 80% of the kids at the mall are middle school "skaters". I dunno where all of the high schoolers went.

Put your friend on American Idol Op .

 

 

ok so did you piihp

 

Nah she was an ugly middle schooler preppy girl who was trying to troll me, but being horribly unfunny by claiming stuff like she was 17 and spilling apple sauce on me in 3rd grade. Plus there are plenty of older girls who are way hotter and legal in the state of Texas .

 

but illegality is what makes it hot...come on now

 

Silly 4channers, chris hansen knows where you live! Hes in your aim lookin at you through your webcam

 

 

Why is she running on the train tracks? If she doesn't keep her eyes on the tracks she's gonna get hit by a train .

 

LMAO!