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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:00 PM
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If you really have to go to the bathroom (2), and I mean REALLY bad!!
You walk into the bathroom ready to do yer thang and there is no toilet seat covers... so do you?...

A)Sit down and go for it with out the paper?
B)Make a "make shift" cover out of toilet paper?
C)Hover above the seat? or
D)Say screw and try to find another bath room?

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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:04 PM
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If the Browns are in a hurry to get to the pool and are ripping down the carpool lane, then the seat cover, I'm just gonna clear the road for them
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Old Oct 3, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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I'd hover like a UFO.
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 06:52 AM
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As if you were in control? Everyone know that the **s hole is the boss! Overrides the brain, stomach and sex drive.
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 10:09 AM
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stand on the seat.
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 12:42 PM
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Originally posted by LordVagabond
If the Browns are in a hurry to get to the pool and are ripping down the carpool lane, then the seat cover, I'm just gonna clear the road for them


~Andrew
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 06:17 PM
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B.

No doubt.
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 10:06 PM
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With all honesty, I have done B and D. I am all about the makeshift toilet paper "butt gasket". I do not think I could do that hover stuff, who knows I might miss and then what?? What I ask you???

Ryan
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 10:11 PM
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Originally posted by beanolo
stand on the seat.
and hunker down. I do that ALL the time. How did we do it 20,000 years ago?
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Old Oct 4, 2003 | 11:16 PM
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Makeshift cover.
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