E. Sit on the god damned toilet seat!

 

Go to France, some of their toilets still don't have seats, just a hole in the ground! WC a la Turque or something like that!

 

makeshift toilet paper not only works, but if you use enough, cushions the asscheeks

 

some older restrooms in korea have little toilet thingys in the ground, for poopz and thingys against the wall for peez, but women get the ground toilet for both

 

hahah what if there is no toiletpaper!!! but you already SAT DOWN and LET FLY!!!????

 

rinse in the sink and use the air dry thing. Enjoy your lunch!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jrfblueeyes

 

hover man =)

 

Toilet seat covers protect you from zilch.
I heard several programs on this issue and seat covers don't help.
What helps a lot is to wash your hands, when you are done, for about 13 seconds under water and constant rubbing. Then dry them clean, preferably with a paper towel.

 

i watched the MTV big urban myth show and they said that toilet seats actually aren't that dirty (as in infested with bateria and whatnot) They said that there is more bacteria on door handles, cell phones, etc. Not sure if all of that is true..but it was interesting to see.

Jason