Ok so you got a hot date in a half hour, theres a 75% chance that you'll get lucky cuz its at her place. But you havent eaten anything all day, and you know she sucks at cooking and theres gonna be nothing to eat. So what do you do? "Rub one out" or magic microwave something? You only have time for one.....

 

where is the both option?

i'm skilled

 

Uh you only have time for one or the other.

 

fine... i'd rather eat ... if i know i have the odds increasing i'll rub it out in her place ...thus leading the time for both

 

Rub one out at her place?!

"Yea excuse me as i go masturbate in your bathroom."

"Can i borrow some panties?"

 

you gotta think quick ...always time for both

 

I guess in all essence it comes down to whats more important. Food or Women? To guys both are held in high regards.

 

yup foods good..but sex is good hmm

which ever is required more at the time i'll attend to ...
lets see whateveryone says lol

 

heheh guys, wait to you get older, you'll find that eating is way more important, and the need to rub one out before hand was a distant fond memory

 

Glad to hear thats what we have to look forward to.