Rub one out in the McDonalds drive thru.

 

hahahah I just crapped my pants ^

I was thinking where is the both option too hahahaha

 

you don't want to come out of there a "2 stroke" johnny.......... RUB.

by the way...how long does microwave popcorn take? something like 2

 

2 1/2 mins! Damn man, you better rub more then once then.

But i agree, you dont wanna go over to her house and boom before you know it. Thats why i voted Rub.

 

Food!

 

I voted rub, just be sure you know where you shoot your load... Don't wanna recreate Theres Something About Mary

 

...food

wow I feel so special now that I dont jackoff before I get/attempt to get laid.


...it doesnt really make all that difference in time before i go, I guess doin it everyday it dont matter too much if ya miss once

 

hey you guys are callin my nickname! im glad i dont have to be faced with those problems

 

Well atleast you're name isn't johnny.... Food all the way!