A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.


He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is linky: <<http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg>>

 

That joke is OLD!

 

oil? looks like 710 upside down.....

or 35007 (you mom)....

or how about 7734 (your destination)...


or 8008 (your nick name...)

 

DLO????

 

you a little intense this evening bitch?

 

don't worry about scot. His tenants already bugging him enough.

 

 

Funny, haven't heard this one before.

 

When did Tastee start visiting auto body shops?

 

but do Tastee's drapes match the carpet????

I do not want to know.....