What's A Good Christmas Present For A Guy?
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GADGETS! Gadgets are always good for guys. Does he play chess? Get him a hand held computerized "pocket" chess set to wyle away those lonely days and nights when you're not close by his side.
How about a "Leatherman" - it's got knives and tools he can carry with him so he can fix all your broken stuff and, in moments of dire need, he could exercise his galantry to defend your honour with the one handed, quick opening razor sharp blade (you'll need to get the "Wave" Leatherman).
Does he always forget dates, appointments or phone numbers? Get him a Casio Data Bank wrist watch so he can count the seconds that go by till he sees your lovely face again.
These too much money? Does he need a wallet? One with all the neat compartments in it but still thin so he doesn't have that "bulge" on his ass? The "Buxton Organizer" would be great for him to put those credit cards and the multitude of photos of you from those "tender" moments.
And the "ultimate"................... Tell him you're a lesbian and give him a certificate that says he can watch.
If this don't put starch in his shorts on Christmas morn, nothing will. (I know, I'm a baaad man!)
I know you didn't want to hear this but .................. Car stuff is always good.
Buy him a carburetor. He won't know what to do with one these days but he'll know right away that you truly care.
Oh, and you didn't say if this was for your "boyfriend". If it's not, then forget everything I just said.
If it's for, like, your father, it would really be embarrassing to give him that "certificate" thing I talked about. 
How about a "Leatherman" - it's got knives and tools he can carry with him so he can fix all your broken stuff and, in moments of dire need, he could exercise his galantry to defend your honour with the one handed, quick opening razor sharp blade (you'll need to get the "Wave" Leatherman).
Does he always forget dates, appointments or phone numbers? Get him a Casio Data Bank wrist watch so he can count the seconds that go by till he sees your lovely face again.
These too much money? Does he need a wallet? One with all the neat compartments in it but still thin so he doesn't have that "bulge" on his ass? The "Buxton Organizer" would be great for him to put those credit cards and the multitude of photos of you from those "tender" moments.
And the "ultimate"................... Tell him you're a lesbian and give him a certificate that says he can watch.
If this don't put starch in his shorts on Christmas morn, nothing will. (I know, I'm a baaad man!)I know you didn't want to hear this but .................. Car stuff is always good.
Buy him a carburetor. He won't know what to do with one these days but he'll know right away that you truly care. Oh, and you didn't say if this was for your "boyfriend". If it's not, then forget everything I just said.
If it's for, like, your father, it would really be embarrassing to give him that "certificate" thing I talked about.
