What's A Good Christmas Present For A Guy?
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From: Tupelo
1. Show up.....
2. Show up naked
3. Show up naked with a "friend"
I have a good friend who had broken up with a lady because of issues with her son, she came by and told him that she and her best friend would be coming down his chimney this Christmas instead of good ole Santa Claus. He hasn't had a lucid thought since and probably won't live to see the event happen and it's almost definite that the three way will kill him......But he has a grin on his face almost like he has just gotten a new S2000.
2. Show up naked
3. Show up naked with a "friend"
I have a good friend who had broken up with a lady because of issues with her son, she came by and told him that she and her best friend would be coming down his chimney this Christmas instead of good ole Santa Claus. He hasn't had a lucid thought since and probably won't live to see the event happen and it's almost definite that the three way will kill him......But he has a grin on his face almost like he has just gotten a new S2000.
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Originally posted by xviper
How about a "Leatherman" - it's got knives and tools he can carry with him so he can fix all your broken stuff and, in moments of dire need, he could exercise his galantry to defend your honour with the one handed, quick opening razor sharp blade (you'll need to get the "Wave" Leatherman).
How about a "Leatherman" - it's got knives and tools he can carry with him so he can fix all your broken stuff and, in moments of dire need, he could exercise his galantry to defend your honour with the one handed, quick opening razor sharp blade (you'll need to get the "Wave" Leatherman).
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Here you go (it's the second item):
http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_listing...D=1039350142480
This is a page out of the current "Mountain Equipment Coop" (Canada). Also, these are sold at a place called "911 Adventure Supply". I mention this because "911 A.S." is owned and operated by a policeman. I don't think a cop is going to sell something that is illegal for him to sell. Canadian Tire sells them too (at least they used to) as well as many knife shops.
http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_listing...D=1039350142480
This is a page out of the current "Mountain Equipment Coop" (Canada). Also, these are sold at a place called "911 Adventure Supply". I mention this because "911 A.S." is owned and operated by a policeman. I don't think a cop is going to sell something that is illegal for him to sell. Canadian Tire sells them too (at least they used to) as well as many knife shops.
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Well, it could have been the quickopen ones... (shrug) the guys at House of Knives said that they were illegal to sell, but like I said, I'm waiting for documentation to such an effect before I believe they are, as I am currently looking for one (which is how I came across that little grapevine tidbit).
