What's with the raised collar on shirts?!
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yeah im also seeing a resurgance of the multiple polo shirts with all collars popped, usually extremely tight fitting and in nice "pastel" colors such as pink on top of... another shade of pink. actually, a paper we have on campus made a joke article (The medium), ill post it for you
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
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Originally Posted by JettaGT,Apr 24 2005, 09:02 AM
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
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Originally Posted by JettaGT,Apr 24 2005, 10:02 AM
yeah im also seeing a resurgance of the multiple polo shirts with all collars popped, usually extremely tight fitting and in nice "pastel" colors such as pink on top of... another shade of pink. actually, a paper we have on campus made a joke article (The medium), ill post it for you
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
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Originally Posted by JettaGT,Apr 24 2005, 10:02 AM
yeah im also seeing a resurgance of the multiple polo shirts with all collars popped, usually extremely tight fitting and in nice "pastel" colors such as pink on top of... another shade of pink. actually, a paper we have on campus made a joke article (The medium), ill post it for you
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
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Originally Posted by JettaGT,Apr 24 2005, 07:02 AM
yeah im also seeing a resurgance of the multiple polo shirts with all collars popped, usually extremely tight fitting and in nice "pastel" colors such as pink on top of... another shade of pink. actually, a paper we have on campus made a joke article (The medium), ill post it for you
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
How to be a douche bag
1. Pop your collar (popping your collar is quintessential in exuding an aura of "douche baggery", youve seen these cocky batards at parties, they try to look gay as possible without actually being gay
2. treat girls like shiit (girls may act like they dont like it when you call them fat or pour water down their shirt, but they really do
3. Play some maroon 5 (every douche bag likes playing crappy music, blasting this in your souped up honda civic will make you seem tough, or like a pussy, you decide, shallow morons will flock to you one you start leaking this auditory diarrhea out of you speakers
4. the souped up car ( so many douche bags out there have souped up cars that are not meant to be souped up, like hojnda civics, italians and filipinos are notorious for doing this,, your car is not meant to be souped up, no one thinks your cool when you pull up in your nissan pos with a giant spoiler on it, whats with the spoiler anyway,a sshole, youre not gonna fly, but i guess not making sense are priorities for you
5. waxxing philosophy - trying to make girls think your deep and can engage in critical conversation by pulling some random facts abotu plato out of your ass. tell them you dont care abotu the physical world and are aiming to improve your soul, you shamelss c ock
6. XTREME!!! - youi cliche, eating some xtreme fod that taste like all the other regular garbage doe snot make you cool, and occasionally snowboarding or skating does nto make you extreme, why dont you ride your snowboard into a tree...or traffic
7. My space - show everone what a self absorbed sob you areby devoting an entire website to yourself, yuour pompoussness can only go up when people read this recycled garbage and reign interestr in your boring life of watchign mtv, listeing to emo and pouring money into stupid fashion trends
gave me a chuckle so i figuered id share it
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you forgot about the wrist bands half way up the arm. I LOVE this one.
I guess I'm a douche, though. I actually enjoy a few Maroon 5 tunes, and i drive a Nissan POS. Glad I didn't opt for the spoiler, or I'd be screwed.
I guess I'm a douche, though. I actually enjoy a few Maroon 5 tunes, and i drive a Nissan POS. Glad I didn't opt for the spoiler, or I'd be screwed.
