from all different emails... do people really think I'll buy?

fawk....I hate it

 

I get the quasi-BS stock leads in my regualr mail at work. Yesterday I got one urging me to go all-in on a soft drink company started by Rudy (of Notre Dame football fame, played by Sean Astin)

 

at least I dont get the rolex watch anymore
or the canadian Drugs

 

I can get health insurance for my entire family for just $99.00 per month.



And i can take a week long luxury cruise for $199.00

 

Oh and you can get new luxury cars for under $500 at a special auction that only you're supposed to know about...

 

The cans of soda are small, but mighty!

Since we're on the topic of spam, if anyone needs any cheap prescription drugs, I have the German hookup. I get at least 5-10 a day. Fortunately, the spam filter dumps them into a trash folder for easy disposal.

 

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Damn... spoke to soon 2 more for perscription drugs

Spam and the cost of gas

REALLY PISS ME OFFF

 

Spam? I don't get spam anymore. Guess I am getting lucky.

 

You guys are lucky.. apparently, my penis is too small