Too bad for you I already have her locked in my cement bunker with me. We call it "the hatch"

 

Dude, "the hatch" exploded 3 seasons ago. You're dead. She's mine.

 

[quote name='S2krazy2' date='Jan 5 2009, 10:52 AM'] Dude, "the hatch" exploded 3 seasons ago.

 

man, i took out some zombies last night. here's the trick, but you need two or more people (we had 4)...once you get to level 5 or 6 and have enough money to do so, unlock the lower room. run upstairs and in the back, a broken concrete wall creates like a hallway on the left side. as long as you stay on that side of the wall, one man can watch the window and all the other zombies funnel through that hallway. it's like a shooting gallery.

COD5 FTW!

 

Im amazed nobody has said "this is my BOOMSTICK!" for their battle cry

 

ah yes, army of darkness.

I was tempted to put "hail to the king, baby"

 

Actually, I posted this in my local forum in our "lounge thread" and one of out members, Brian (S2K_LA), listed that as his battle cry.

Check out his answers here.

 

Since we're living in a video game world with this silliness. Here's my answer.
Main Weapon:


Back up Weapon:


Vehicle: Warthog


Babe to Repopulate with: Nariko


Theme Music: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

Battle Cry: of course, already mentioned "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENNKKINNNNNNSSSSSSS!"

 

^^

 

I think some of ya'll are going about this all wrong!

1. Main weapon - you need something simple, with stopping power against all that soft, rotten flesh - a high powered rifle isn't going to do anything - you need something with stopping power that will take a head off:



SPAS-12 shotgun - Semiautomatic, folding stock, plus it looks cool and can shoot just about anything.

2. Backup weapon

Zombies getting too close? out of ammo? swords never run out of ammo, but still take heads or limbs.



Japanese Katana - can't go wrong with a sword made for slicing.


3. Vehicle

It doesn't have to be fast or sexy, just something that can go everywhere and take a beating:



Some throw pillows and a portable fridge, and you're good to go!

4. Babe to repopulate earth with

Some of you guys have it all wrong - you need a girl you can fight with, not spend your time and energy defending.



Leiticia Pestova - Classical musician, model, cage fighter, and she knows how to handle a sword and gun - I think she fits the bill.

5. Theme song
You only get one, so you better like it:

6. Battle cry

Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!