LOL. You two (Scot and turbo_pwr) are nuts.

 

I am pretty sure she (your wife) will be paying the bills while you watch that kid....

Watch alittle sports center.... feed the kid... watch some Jerry Springer.... feed the kid......



O ya...when the are you going to get those ing ugly ass steel wheels out of my ing garage!??? Take your ing time ya know.

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I'm hoping it is your kid so I don't have to pay all the bills.

 

well, this problem can be geometrically solved.

Basicly, this can be expressed as

Va=Fg x (W/Bfp) x Ts

This is read as "Volume of ass is equal to the Force of Gravity times (Weight divided by Body fat percent) times Time sitting."

Therfore, we can conclude to the hypothesis that as more time is spent sitting while you have a fat ass, it gets smaller.

 

I'm not white? Damn, that explains all those funny looks I get when I hang out at the Italian American Lodge.

 

Scot, you're finally going public with you love for mens asses, eh? Well at 46 years old I lost over 30 pounds and my ass got a bit smaller but it's still nice and round. That info is for Scot only since he's been asking questions about my ass for two years. Yes Scotty I still have two holes in my ass (not two assholes) and yes it still hurts to sit down.

 

I assume you're a female Scot?

 

...or in a career that requires checking out a man's posterior? Such as marketing research for Levi's.

 

Nope, he's a married male with a houseful of kids and a garage full of badass cars.

 

evidently not fatass though.....


BTW, most of the time it is the ass muscle that wastes away as you age.... the fat stays there. it is sort of an amorphous solid (go look it up ) so it can't form a "nice bubble shape"

also CG's ass is legendary down here in the south....especially in the penal system

 

I've got so many comebacks for that but none of them would be proper here. genglesdong, that was a dirty crack. Not anymore, I just took a shower.