Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
> > WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER
> ANNIVERSARIES?
> >
> > A woman awakes during the night to find that
> her
> > husband was not in
> > their bed.
>
>
> > She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to
> look
> > for him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
> with a
> > hot cup of coffee in
> > front of him.
> >
> > He appears to be in deep thought, just
> staring at
> > the wall.
> >
> > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye
> and
> > takes a sip of his
> > coffee.
> >
> > 'What's the matter, dear?' she
> > whispers as she steps into the room,
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Why are you down here at this time of
> > night?'
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I
> am
> > just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and
>
started
> > dating.
> >
> > You were only 19. Do you remember back
> then?'
> > he asks solemnly.
> >
> > The wife is almost reduced to tears herself,
> just
> > thinking how caring and
> > sensitive her husband is.
> >
> > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
> >
> > The husband pauses.
> >
> > The words were not coming easily. 'Do
> you
> > remember when your dad
> > caught us in the back seat of my car?'
> >
> > 'Yes, I remember,' said the wife,
> > lowering herself into a chair
> > beside him.
> >
> > The husband continues. 'Do you remember
> when
> > he shoved that shotgun
> > in my face and said, 'Either you
marry
> my
> > daughter, or I will send
> > you to jail for 20 years?'
> >
> > 'I remember that, too' she replies
> > softly.
> >
> > He wipes another tear from his cheek and
> > says....'I would have
> > gotten out today.'
> ANNIVERSARIES?
> >
> > A woman awakes during the night to find that
> her
> > husband was not in
> > their bed.
>
>
> > She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to
> look
> > for him.
> >
> > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
> with a
> > hot cup of coffee in
> > front of him.
> >
> > He appears to be in deep thought, just
> staring at
> > the wall.
> >
> > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye
> and
> > takes a sip of his
> > coffee.
> >
> > 'What's the matter, dear?' she
> > whispers as she steps into the room,
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Why are you down here at this time of
> > night?'
> >
> > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I
> am
> > just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and
>
started
> > dating.
> >
> > You were only 19. Do you remember back
> then?'
> > he asks solemnly.
> >
> > The wife is almost reduced to tears herself,
> just
> > thinking how caring and
> > sensitive her husband is.
> >
> > 'Yes, I do' she replies.
> >
> > The husband pauses.
> >
> > The words were not coming easily. 'Do
> you
> > remember when your dad
> > caught us in the back seat of my car?'
> >
> > 'Yes, I remember,' said the wife,
> > lowering herself into a chair
> > beside him.
> >
> > The husband continues. 'Do you remember
> when
> > he shoved that shotgun
> > in my face and said, 'Either you
marry
> my
> > daughter, or I will send
> > you to jail for 20 years?'
> >
> > 'I remember that, too' she replies
> > softly.
> >
> > He wipes another tear from his cheek and
> > says....'I would have
> > gotten out today.'
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[QUOTE=Nandska,Aug 20 2008, 11:05 AM] WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
