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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 12:58 PM
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Since 2kturkey mentioned that golf and owning a stook are at opposite ends of the lifestyle spectrum, I was wondering how many other members are golfers and how often do you play?
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 01:01 PM
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Oh man, this should have been an off-topic!

I'm going to incur the ire of a moderator and go back to neutral after working so hard!!
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 01:17 PM
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You must have been really extreme as an NSX driving golfer then
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 01:19 PM
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In an sincerely effort to return this to an on topic discussion, and being a brand new (2 days now) owner, a question for those S2000 golfers. What bag do you use? Mine (a very old hard bag) just won't fit. Suggestions are greatly appreciated.
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by Muz
You must have been really extreme as an NSX driving golfer then
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Actually, it wasn't that special where I play. Far more expensive toys in the car park so they must be more extreme that I am!
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 05:22 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by itsjustme
[B]In an sincerely effort to return this to an on topic discussion, and being a brand new (2 days now) owner, a question for those S2000 golfers.
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by itsjustme
What bag do you use?


and it fits perfectly in the passenger seat.
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 06:48 PM
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One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

It's certainly not a ship, he thinks to himself. And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous brunette woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that ever good!"

She then asks him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of scotch?"

Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!"

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh sweet Lord! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!"
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 10:24 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by AusS2000
[B]One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
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Old Mar 7, 2001 | 11:07 PM
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Apart from the rest of the "Northerners" you're not getting much support there Bernie!

I think I'll stick with the motorbike, sailing, skiing, flying and scuba diving as my major interests (along with the occasional Stook track day).

Somehow golf just seems to not fit with the list above - then again if you you use a grenade for a ball, that could make life interesting! LOL
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