Why did the Chicken S-M-A-C-K the road???
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From: Bumpass, VA
Why did the Chicken S-M-A-C-K the road???
Now what I'm about to discuss here can only be properly appreciated by "non-city folk"
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...If'n ya live in the country...and if'n ya have a chicken processing factory nearby...and if'n dem tractor trailers go haulin' a prison-load of chickens down your road a few times a day [BTW, "whew!"...dat's some stinky sh!t to smell if youz got the top down & be followin'...am I right!
]...(back to the subject at hand)...then you WILL one day or another, see a poor, sorry-a$$, broke-dead, white chicken smacked flat-n-silly on the side of the road some time or another.
And when I've seen that, I can't help but feel for that poor ba$tard... I mean, think about it: Bred in captivity, only known a life of a$$holes and elbows (okay, wings...but you get the idea
), stinkin' chickin' house,...and then the prison truck comes & maybe it smells its freedom!
Ooops, nope, damn...it gets stuck in a cage with 4-6 more chickens...and stacked 10 cages high & 200 cages deep...damn...STINK!...and then a bit of festerin' heat to deal with during the drive...and then...and then...[chicken thinkin' out loud now... hush now, it could happen!)]WAIT...WHAT'S THIS???
...THE CAGE DOOR IS LOOSE!!!
...I'M FREE!...ONE QUICK LEAP...AND I'M FREE!!!...LEAPS......SPLAT.
Now *THAT'S* O/T!
......If'n ya live in the country...and if'n ya have a chicken processing factory nearby...and if'n dem tractor trailers go haulin' a prison-load of chickens down your road a few times a day [BTW, "whew!"...dat's some stinky sh!t to smell if youz got the top down & be followin'...am I right!
]...(back to the subject at hand)...then you WILL one day or another, see a poor, sorry-a$$, broke-dead, white chicken smacked flat-n-silly on the side of the road some time or another. And when I've seen that, I can't help but feel for that poor ba$tard... I mean, think about it: Bred in captivity, only known a life of a$$holes and elbows (okay, wings...but you get the idea
), stinkin' chickin' house,...and then the prison truck comes & maybe it smells its freedom! Ooops, nope, damn...it gets stuck in a cage with 4-6 more chickens...and stacked 10 cages high & 200 cages deep...damn...STINK!...and then a bit of festerin' heat to deal with during the drive...and then...and then...[chicken thinkin' out loud now... hush now, it could happen!)]WAIT...WHAT'S THIS???...THE CAGE DOOR IS LOOSE!!!...I'M FREE!...ONE QUICK LEAP...AND I'M FREE!!!...LEAPS......SPLAT. Now *THAT'S* O/T!
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From: Honolulu
Oh Man! Imagine how the poor road feels! Just mindin' it's own business and suddenly a filthy, crap filled chicken leaps to its death spreadin' feathers, blood, and gizzards all over the place! I mean, cars droping oil (who here hasn't been oiled by an old VW vanagon) is bad enough, but chicken guts! Smelly guts! Yech
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