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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 11:56 AM
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I pulled into taco bell today.... got out of my car... "we are closed due to an electrical problem... bla bla bla..." I get back into my car......

To save the super fat lady and her asian friend some trouble, I beeped and said "They are closed" which to me would mean "THEY ARE NOT OPEN"....

so why not still get out of the car, walk up to the ****ing door and have a look for youself? I guess the fat lady probably lost a few extra calories but.....

Maybe these people have heard from my old man that I am not to be trusted?
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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Taco Bell is addicting, I feel the fat women's plight. Hoping against hope
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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I always lie to fat people. Looks like I'm winning the battle.
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 12:00 PM
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They could smell that you're an asshole from a mile away...
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Sep 2 2008, 12:56 PM
Maybe these people have heard from my old man that I am not to be trusted?
I would need to see a pic to make a better judgement!!
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Enthralled,Sep 2 2008, 03:00 PM
I would need to see a pic to make a better judgement!!
A picture of Scot? Are you trying to flirt with him?
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Sep 2 2008, 03:01 PM
A picture of Scot? Are you trying to flirt with him?
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Sep 2 2008, 12:00 PM
They could smell that your asshole from a mile away...
fixed.
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Old Sep 2, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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