Why getting a girl is so hard
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Why getting a girl is so hard
http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Wil...ve_a_Girlfriend
Tristan Miller
German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence[1]
20 December 1999
Why don't I have a girlfriend?
This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to reason their way through the dilemma nonetheless, often reaching a series of ridiculous explanations, each more self-deprecating than the last: "Is it because I'm too shy, and not aggressive enough? Is it my opening lines? Am I a boring person? Am I too fat or too thin? Or am I simply ugly and completely unattractive to women?" When all other plausible explanations have been discounted, most fall back on the time-honoured conclusion that "there must be Something Wrong™ with me" before resigning themselves to lives of perpetual chastity.
a little preview of the essay.
Tristan Miller
German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence[1]
20 December 1999
Why don't I have a girlfriend?
This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to reason their way through the dilemma nonetheless, often reaching a series of ridiculous explanations, each more self-deprecating than the last: "Is it because I'm too shy, and not aggressive enough? Is it my opening lines? Am I a boring person? Am I too fat or too thin? Or am I simply ugly and completely unattractive to women?" When all other plausible explanations have been discounted, most fall back on the time-honoured conclusion that "there must be Something Wrong™ with me" before resigning themselves to lives of perpetual chastity.
a little preview of the essay.
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Haha.. funny. But honestly, I read:
"Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend" followed by "German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence" and thought: "Why did you start your paper with the conclusion?"
"Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend" followed by "German Research Center for Artificial Intelligence" and thought: "Why did you start your paper with the conclusion?"
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Satire or not, he's probably a worthless excuse of a life form who has probably never had a girlfriend who tried to be all cutesy in his retarded essay about how pathetic he is.
Congrats on almost being original on your post though.
Congrats on almost being original on your post though.
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I thought that the article was pretty funny and partially true, obviously take it with a grain of salt as it is inaccurate and meant as a joke, but some of the numbers in there are reasonable and makes you wonder.
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Originally Posted by TheSteel,Dec 20 2010, 09:52 PM
I hate guys like that author. All he is doing is making excuses using numbers instead of using himself or women. No shit something is wrong with you, you lack self confidence.
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Originally Posted by TheSteel,Dec 20 2010, 10:09 PM
Satire or not, he's probably a worthless excuse of a life form who has probably never had a girlfriend who tried to be all cutesy in his retarded essay about how pathetic he is.
Congrats on almost being original on your post though.
Congrats on almost being original on your post though.
But mostly I'm just glad that we can now confidently infer that you're better than him when it comes to meeting girls.
