A woman posts an ad in the newspaper.
"I'm Looking for man who won't beat me up, who won't run away, and is great in the sack." She gets several responses but not one man who meets all the criteria. One day her doorbell rings. She goes to the door and there's a man waiting. "Hi, I'm Bob," he says. "I have no arms, so I won't beat you up and no legs, so I won't run away." "How do know you're good in bed?" she asks him. "I rang the doorbell, didn't I" he replies.
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