Not to generalize, but I did find it funny...:

Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.

Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.

Women believe if a woman strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.

Women believe if a man strays, it's because men are scum.

 

he he...

 

ahahah men are scum..... they are all bastards....... wish I would stray.

 

Now now, Scot, you can't just walk out. You'd lose all your cars!

 

One day just get in the car and drive off and never come back.

 

But he has two really nice cars... Can't drive two at a time, unless he uses a friend.

 

Tow hook.

 

Give me a call, I'll take the Evo for ya... keep it safe for a few weeks

 

Now that is funny!