This was sent to me. I have to agree with the conclusion!

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female
driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him
to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung
his arm out his window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid!" I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and
here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96
miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so
if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means
I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane.

That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works
out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to
bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I
pass every day.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females,
that's 18,000.

In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the
worst day of their period. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life
as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
all females have seriously considered suicide or
homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all
females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least
one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are
her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide
or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and
is armed.

Flip one off?

.....I think not.

 

Sweet!

I'm glad I only pass a few cars each morning on my way to work

 

Telecommuters, rejoice! I am in much more fear of the woman driver chatting away on her cell phone or putting on her makeup.

 

LOL good stuff

 

LMAO

lol

 

lol...funny stuff

 

And if one of those women is driving an S2000, the rest of her troubles melt away.... until some guy, inebriated on testosterone, feels the need to prove himself

 

But if you're in your S2K, then you can take him.

 

Aren't statistics a wonderful thing!!!

LOL