return a $357,959 to the owner?

 

its the right thing to do but i would have taken her offer of a small reward

 

If I didn't want to go to jail, yes.

 

Noble.

If it was possible to cash the check... Guilt would consume me.

 

definitely woulda returned it. i think i would've wanted a small reward, but probably would've said no on the spot as to not seem like a dick...then looked back on it and ask why i didn't just take the reward.

 

I have to agree with the woman who did this - seeing the look on someone's face realizing that there are still honest people left in the world would have been reward enough for me.

 

They'd have traced it to her if she cashed it. That's a felony, I believe.

But either way, I'd return it. I have $632.19 in my bank account. Why would I need $357K?

 

Yes.

 

i would return it, but i'd ask for a cut, like enough to buy a kraftwerks s/c

i know i'm going to hell

 

No, you're just going to the front seats.