View Poll Results: would you answer the phone?
Yes, it might be my mother or girlfriend or wife wondering where i am
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would you answer the phone?
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Thank God for Caller ID!
Booty calls arent the only possible motivation for her ringing you at 2AM. Beware of these pale imitations...
The Duty Call. She needs something only a man can provide: the oil changed, sink unclogged, floors sanded, couch moved, bookshelves installed...
The Nudie Call. (Otherwise known as the BS call) She wants to tell you about the sex she's been having with someone else. Why? Because she trusts you...
The Cootie Call. She wants you, as a guy, to explain in detail why guys are such yucky, single-minded, intolerable, lying, cheating dogs.
The Fruity Call. She needs your opinion on shoes, houseplants, color schemes, china patters, and Will & Grace. Bad news: She thinks you're gay.
The Snooty Call. She requires an impartial ear to listen as she rails on her best friends at length.
The Moody Call. Her PMS-ing self calls to rant about her work/boyfriend/controlling mom and the overall depressing state of society today. Too bad for you that caller ID isn't set up to screen the status of her bipolar disorder.
The Beauty Call. She just got a really bad haircut or zit or couldn't zip up her favorite pants. Now she needs her ego stroked by... guess who?
The Doug Flutie Call. After an eigth-year hiatus in Canada, she wants a job.
Booty calls arent the only possible motivation for her ringing you at 2AM. Beware of these pale imitations...
The Duty Call. She needs something only a man can provide: the oil changed, sink unclogged, floors sanded, couch moved, bookshelves installed...
The Nudie Call. (Otherwise known as the BS call) She wants to tell you about the sex she's been having with someone else. Why? Because she trusts you...
The Cootie Call. She wants you, as a guy, to explain in detail why guys are such yucky, single-minded, intolerable, lying, cheating dogs.
The Fruity Call. She needs your opinion on shoes, houseplants, color schemes, china patters, and Will & Grace. Bad news: She thinks you're gay.
The Snooty Call. She requires an impartial ear to listen as she rails on her best friends at length.
The Moody Call. Her PMS-ing self calls to rant about her work/boyfriend/controlling mom and the overall depressing state of society today. Too bad for you that caller ID isn't set up to screen the status of her bipolar disorder.
The Beauty Call. She just got a really bad haircut or zit or couldn't zip up her favorite pants. Now she needs her ego stroked by... guess who?
The Doug Flutie Call. After an eigth-year hiatus in Canada, she wants a job.
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