Would you DATE an excotic dancer? Story inside
Originally Posted by vtec9,Oct 13 2008, 11:37 AM
Scenario 1: She is an attention whore who expects (wants) you to chase her ass, but she has no intention of giving it up. In this case, take her out to dinner but purposely park far away. When you're leaving, insist she wait by the curb while you go get the car. Slowly approach the curb, roll down the window, toss a $1 bill into the air as you drive away, leaving her behind. If that isn't a symbolically strong enough **** you, feel free to additionally verbalize the sentiment.
UPDATE: she called me, fist date I gave her a quick ride in my S2k before we left in her truck and she said something about how the car is sexxy and hot blah blah then when shes like ive never seen one, what is it ? I said honda s2000 and shes like a HONDA? I thought it was like a nice expensive car. I brushed it off just cause I wanted to get in the pants party.
Sooooo.. she wants to hang out after not picking up and ignoring me? since I cant **** her the way I want to ill F her with something along the lines of SCENARIO 1!!! girls already say im an ass so lets bring this up a notch!
She wants to do something on thursday since she works friday and sat but I want to do this ASAP!! ill update as soon as I get payback on this girl
WHOS DOWN FOR PHONE BLITZING????????? she sounds like a total stripper in the voicemail too youll know its her.
Sooooo.. she wants to hang out after not picking up and ignoring me? since I cant **** her the way I want to ill F her with something along the lines of SCENARIO 1!!! girls already say im an ass so lets bring this up a notch!
She wants to do something on thursday since she works friday and sat but I want to do this ASAP!! ill update as soon as I get payback on this girl
WHOS DOWN FOR PHONE BLITZING????????? she sounds like a total stripper in the voicemail too youll know its her.
vtek9: lol, you got it down pat, eh? 
Personally, she seems like a bit of a douche... or maybe the thread starter is just moving along too fast. Might as well chase some other ass on the side to burn time, and if this one opens up a week, month or later, so be it. Don't put all your eggs in one basket as they say.

Personally, she seems like a bit of a douche... or maybe the thread starter is just moving along too fast. Might as well chase some other ass on the side to burn time, and if this one opens up a week, month or later, so be it. Don't put all your eggs in one basket as they say.
I've never performed those specific scenarios exactly, but #2 is close to my heart. I once left a note for a girl after doing the hibbity dibbity that said something like: Thanks for last night. All the fake attention I've given you is of equal value to your usual $300/hour fee. My time is money.
She deserved it.
On another note.. I'm going through something strange right now. I met a girl last Friday night at a bar.. she initiated the first contact completely. We hung out for the rest of the night, danced, had a few drinks, etc, and she ended up driving me home (nothing happened). She is hot and awesome, and made one or two references to her "ex." I went out of town until Sunday night and I didn't talk to her except for a few brief text messages. I just found out last night from someone else that she definitely has a boyfriend (the ex ain't an ex), but this morning she calls me and asks me out tonight. I guess he won't question where she goes on a Tuesday?
I'm mulling over whether I should bring it up.. I don't like being lied to. What do you think?
She deserved it.

On another note.. I'm going through something strange right now. I met a girl last Friday night at a bar.. she initiated the first contact completely. We hung out for the rest of the night, danced, had a few drinks, etc, and she ended up driving me home (nothing happened). She is hot and awesome, and made one or two references to her "ex." I went out of town until Sunday night and I didn't talk to her except for a few brief text messages. I just found out last night from someone else that she definitely has a boyfriend (the ex ain't an ex), but this morning she calls me and asks me out tonight. I guess he won't question where she goes on a Tuesday?
I'm mulling over whether I should bring it up.. I don't like being lied to. What do you think?




