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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 02:54 PM
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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 05:01 PM
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I dated a stripper that worked @ the club XTC when I lived in San Antonio, TX. I was stationed @ Lackland AFB so it was only 15-20 minutes away. I went there one night with a friend and we ended up leaving around 5am and going back to her place. I enjoyed dating her, she ALWAYS had money, which was a huge +, because you know most of them are just after the $$$$ anyways. Also, you'll notice there ALOT more laid back than normal girls, they dont give a **** about the guys night out and really encourage that you go tear it up when you go out with the guys ^_^ Theres nothing wrong with dating a stripper, I found it to be one of the best relationships Ive ever been in. Im a total asshole and we NEVER argued. Remember, shes just like everyone else Just my 2 cents..
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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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Yo, also, Ill phone blitz her, whats her #?
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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Oct 14 2008, 08:06 AM
I've never performed those specific scenarios exactly, but #2 is close to my heart. I once left a note for a girl after doing the hibbity dibbity that said something like: Thanks for last night. All the fake attention I've given you is of equal value to your usual $300/hour fee. My time is money.

She deserved it.

On another note.. I'm going through something strange right now. I met a girl last Friday night at a bar.. she initiated the first contact completely. We hung out for the rest of the night, danced, had a few drinks, etc, and she ended up driving me home (nothing happened). She is hot and awesome, and made one or two references to her "ex." I went out of town until Sunday night and I didn't talk to her except for a few brief text messages. I just found out last night from someone else that she definitely has a boyfriend (the ex ain't an ex), but this morning she calls me and asks me out tonight. I guess he won't question where she goes on a Tuesday? I'm mulling over whether I should bring it up.. I don't like being lied to. What do you think?
Who cares, just try and beat cheeks fast and see what happens from there, obviously nothing serious since your mind is going to be completely ****ed since shes a liar hahah

post pics since I havent.

If your really down for your shit, run F her then be like "ohh shit I gotta get home to my wife" ahahhhaha
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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 05:16 PM
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Dude, just go pick her up, take her somewhere far away, whip your dick out and tell her shes either A)Willingly taking it B) Gotta hell of a walk home. Be sure to ask to see her phone before you do this so you can throw it out the window so she has no way to contact people for a ride. Im NOT speaking from past experience You should really consider watching Dave Chappelles "Greatest Moments of Hookup History".
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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 05:17 PM
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Maybe there is an explanation!? I'd ask her, for one you'll be qualifying her (making her explain something to win you over), and for two you'll be figuring it out without any speculation (use my favorite line "others told me that you still have a boyfriend, but i wanted to hear it from the horses mouth) blah blah blah. If her words already are not worth trusting, don't move on any further. I suppose you can "beat cheeks" with her, but if you're asking us on the internet what to do... you probably want a bit more.

Spitvenom - your advice should be used in your situation, strippers are always liars, they have to be. Difference between your situation and vtec9's is that you KNOW she is lying.
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Old Oct 14, 2008 | 05:34 PM
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Okay forget about what I said. Just whip your dick out and smack her across the face with it. Works everytime.
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 02:33 AM
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TOUCH IT!!!!
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 06:07 AM
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Ok, it actually went really well. She doesn't have a bf, I got bunk info. I didn't slap her face with my dick either.. maybe later. We kissed at the end up of the night then she told me ok, now you go home and you can watch some pron.
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Old Oct 15, 2008 | 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by GarrettOz,Oct 14 2008, 05:01 PM
I dated a stripper that worked @ the club XTC when I lived in San Antonio, TX. I was stationed @ Lackland AFB so it was only 15-20 minutes away. I went there one night with a friend and we ended up leaving around 5am and going back to her place. I enjoyed dating her, she ALWAYS had money, which was a huge +, because you know most of them are just after the $$$$ anyways. Also, you'll notice there ALOT more laid back than normal girls, they dont give a **** about the guys night out and really encourage that you go tear it up when you go out with the guys ^_^ Theres nothing wrong with dating a stripper, I found it to be one of the best relationships Ive ever been in. Im a total asshole and we NEVER argued. Remember, shes just like everyone else Just my 2 cents..
LOL, thats hilarious, the girl i dated that i mentioned in my previous post also worked at XTC.

also +1 for pretty much everything you said, but you still gotta watch out for the wild-skanky-do anything for a buck-type bitches.
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