WTF is up with morning wood?
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From: Mandeville, La
Originally Posted by omgitsoop,Sep 20 2008, 06:11 PM
use it to your advantage, with a full bladder sometimes you can keep it up for hours without even trying. make her think your superman even though youve actually been thinking about halo half the time.
Are you boning the hot redhead?
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Originally Posted by Yellow_S,Sep 19 2008, 05:17 PM
God designed it that way so men cannot pee into the vag while having sex. 
Not exactly how it works. Simply put, cum and pee come from two different places so when one is going the other one is at the stop light. So, you can't cum and pee at the same time, but you can pee while erect.
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mornin wood is a useful tool to demonstrate physics... you know what it's called when you are standing in front of the toilet, trying to push the wood down so the stream hits the water...and suddenly your feet slide out from under you? that is torque 
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From: West Springfield MA
When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.
- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard
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From: Northern Virginia
Originally Posted by kfar09,Sep 19 2008, 02:43 PM
Question: How do YOU get rid of the morning wood if you have to pee? Do a handstand?
A simple maneuver I oft refer to as..... "The Clamshell".
By placing your hands on the wall above the toilet and bending over, effectively aiming your wood down, you can then reap the benefits of free flowing urine, devoid of pissing all over the seat and sometimes the floor. While in said maneuver, your body represents a "clamshell" style cellphone. Hence the name.
