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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 11:24 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6178659.stm






The world's tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.

Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China.

Attempts to use instruments failed as the dolphins contracted their stomachs.

Guinness World Records list Mr Bao, 54, as the world's tallest living man at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in).
crazy stuff...wonder how they came up with the idea.

"hmm nothing else seems to be working...This looks like a job for Freakishly Tall Man! Quick! flash the signal!"
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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 11:33 AM
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DAMN! that dude is tall

thats cool he is using his height to save the dolphins
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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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He should share some of his "tall genes" with other Asians.
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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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I could have just dropped my schlong in there. Were they girl dolphins?
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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by CBR2200,Dec 14 2006, 12:51 PM
I could have just dropped my schlong in there. Were they girl dolphins?
how the hell is dropping your winky gonna do anything...?
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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by johnny c,Dec 14 2006, 07:27 PM
how the hell is dropping your winky gonna do anything...?
They'd regurgitate the plastic shards by laughing at his tiny member.
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Old Dec 14, 2006 | 08:07 PM
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Damn, and he is asian too It makes no sense!
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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im telling you. some day all the chinese will all be that freakishy tall! we just gotta get the big guy to mate like.... 500,000 times and have his children all be that freakishy tall too and pass down his genes! of course, natural selection will have a hand in that but i just finished taking my Bio final so im not gonna go into that...
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