Imagine getting a newborn Raptor for a Christmas present. What a frightening thought!

 

happy birthday, and merry christmas.

 

Happy birthday, what did you get.

 

So what you are saying is you sent your poor mom to the hospital for Christmas...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Raptor, happy birthday to you.

 

Andy-

A big eyepiece for my telescope.

Triple_H-

Yep, mom in hospital for Xmas to deliver rugrat Raptor.

 

so how old are you now?

 

57, going on 18.

 

Dude, I am 23 going on -16 years old according to your calculation.......




DaRKCrow
"Do I give my mommy's age a minus 16 then? since its gone under negative"

 

Happy Birthday Raptor!

Having your birthday on Christmas Day is pretty special, indeed.

I just hope that you didn't go through life viewing yourself as a late year tax deduction!

 

When I was a little kid, I'd get a nice Xmas present with a nice Xmas card. Inside the card would be scotch taped a stale green jelly bean, usually cracked, with the message "Oh, yea, happy birthday you little assh*le." Now it's cool. We celebrate georgemas.

DaRKCrow-

-16 is a nice age. I rememner it well. Some very fond minus memories.