are you desparate for a date?
I FINALLY figured out what this guy is doing ... first of all, look at that face ... he's constipated. Secondly, his body naturally needs to be in a sitting position for the miracle of nature to occur. So where does he sit down? OHH, I'll shit on my ferrari! Why does he do this? Cuz he's sorry he didn't get an S2000 instead of that crummy ol' Ferrari ... and yes, my initial analysis still stands ... he's tired ... very very tired from talking on his cell phone. And who's on the other side of the phoneline? His wife nagging at him for getting the "stupid" Ferrari instead of the S2000.
That's probably a pic of someone elses car at the local restaurant that he valets at. He probably got the pic of someone's house from the realtor's website. I bet he's not even talking on the phone.
That house is so depressing. No landscaping, no pool, ugly architecture, cheap materials, interior decorated like a damn Home Depot display with La-Z-Boy and everything. No wonder the guy can't get laid -- he's a total creep. You can bet he made that money by foreclosing on poor people after they miss a single payment, too. BTW, the car is probably a rental.




I don't know doc are you gonna charge me for this call?




