10.You get winded from knocking on the door.

9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8.You ask for high fiber candy only.

7.When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6.People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5.When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4.By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3.You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2.You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1.You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

 

some funny...some not so funny....could be better...but a couple of laughes in there....i like the ex wives one.

 

When you lean over to spit in the toliet and your Dentures fall out. Then instead of rinsing them off because your to tired you stick them right back in your mouth.

 

When you can't understand the young people today and hate their music

 

When you need VIAGRA. *Bob Dole*

 

Reminds me of the music video "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down. Funny stuff.

How about a thread "You know your S2000 is too old when..." ?
e.g. When it can't get the revs up to VTEC without having VIAGRA mixed with its gasoline.
Be creative .

 

When you bend down to tie your shoes, and try to think of other things to do while you're down there before you get up.

 

When Viagra doesn't work anymore..

 

I thought it was because you use Viagra so you don't roll out of bed. =)

 

When you just got into watching Nascar, and the only racer you recognize is Mark Martin (Sponsored by Viagra)







okay that sucked!