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You speed because of your small wang

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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 07:11 AM
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http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/cgi-bin/player.c...nksbigofyou_low

If you watch the video, I agree THOSE people have small wee wee's.

But nobody is going to relate to that. They'll think their POS's are "cool" unlike those sad econo-racers.

I didn't get "speeding is uncool" from that video. I got, "don't be a freaking wanker." Half those moves were ones I see pickup trucks doing here in town....
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 07:47 AM
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No, YOU speed because of YOUR small wang.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Jun 26 2007, 10:47 AM
No, YOU speed because of YOUR small wang.
man....you're so small....when your old lady goes down on you, it looks like she's smoking a joint.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Jun 26 2007, 02:09 PM
man....you're so small....when my old lady goes down on you, it looks like she's smoking a joint.
You were mixed up there, so I fixed it for you
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 10:11 AM
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Scot, did'nt you just do 168 mph the other day? Thats really small, er fast.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by vader1,Jun 26 2007, 01:11 PM
Scot, did'nt you just do 168 mph the other day?
ya..no shit... perfect timing for this thread.

Micro ween
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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drive fast and f@#k hard! it's not the size that matters anyway's right?
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 01:51 PM
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great things come in small packages...
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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Until my "wang" is long enough to block my leg from reaching the gas pedal, I'm going to speed.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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I must have a HUGE penis because I don't speed.
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