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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 03:05 PM
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If I catch someone wiggling there pinky at me for speeding, I hope there prepared to see my wang cuz I'm going to whip it out!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by J_inDA_s2k,Jun 26 2007, 06:05 PM
If I catch someone wiggling there pinky at me for speeding, I hope there prepared to see my wang cuz I'm going to whip it!!!!!!!!
rofl @ post
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 05:44 PM
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I can't imagine that these people who are for this campaign or even the people who are apart of the campaign never speed. So they have never pushed their car over 65mph on a freeway? Liars.
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Old Jun 26, 2007 | 10:55 PM
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Better yet -- get one of those 10" rope spewing dildos and when someone waves their pinky at you, spray shit all over their car
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkShade9,Jun 26 2007, 10:55 PM
Better yet -- get one of those 10" rope spewing dildos and when someone waves their pinky at you, spray shit all over their car
LoL, I don't know where you shop....
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Old Jun 27, 2007 | 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by CKit,Jun 26 2007, 07:11 AM
http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/cgi-bin/player.c...nksbigofyou_low

If you watch the video, I agree THOSE people have small wee wee's.

But nobody is going to relate to that. They'll think their POS's are "cool" unlike those sad econo-racers.

I didn't get "speeding is uncool" from that video. I got, "don't be a freaking wanker." Half those moves were ones I see pickup trucks doing here in town....
lol I agree

stoplight burnouts
blowing past pedestrian in crosswalk
drifting on the streets

80 mph in a 65 sure why not
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Old Jul 5, 2007 | 08:06 AM
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... so I can't speed anymore?
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Old Jul 5, 2007 | 12:58 PM
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Just look at this, if no one, i mean NO ONE EVER speeds, and i do say IF, just imagine all the lost revenue the govt would loose, at the end of the day they would beg us to speed, raise limits and so on. Safety my ass, speeding is a billion dollar business for the cops and govt, they would be up shits creek if we didnt do it and get nailed, or just raise the hell outta our taxes again.

Im curious about the nature of VA residents, but whenever i have been there for business, they are some of the most docile drivers i have ever seen yet they take the hardest shaft in the rear now, just a taste of things to come.
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Old Jul 5, 2007 | 06:12 PM
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Damn I guess I'm busted now, the secret is out...
Guess I need a supercharger because I'm not going fast enough.
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