"PLAYOFFS??... PLA...PLAYOFFS??!!!!....YOU KIDDING ME!!!....PLAYOFFS?!?!!....I JUST HOPE WE CAN WIN A GAME"
~Jim Mora

 

If you run, you only die tired ...

Or any of the quotes in my sig

 

Whether you say you can, or say you can't...you are exactly right.

I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission.

"I look at this car as I do a passing firetruck or Sinead O'Connor's head; neither with approval nor distain, merely with interest." -Csaba Csere, in Car & Driver, writing about the '95 Buick Riveria

My personal favorite of late'
Upon leaving the restroom at work, one of my coworkers said:
"Looks like we have some John Wayne toilet paper in there. Its rough and tough and doesnt take sh*t off of nobody."

 

"That place is so busy nobody goes there anymore" - Yogi Berra

 

"when you're white, the sky is the limit; when you're black, the limit is the sky." --chris rock

 

Great thread!!!

"War doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left."

 

"I'd never join a club that would have me for a member" ... Groucho Marx

 

My favorite would definitely be George Bush's "Fool Me Once" quote:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvid.../bushfoolme.htm

 

My favorites:

True intellect lies within those who realize their own ignorance. (Every philosopher has their own wording for this 1)

Let the bridges I burn light my path. unknown

I was born not to make it

 

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ............."WOW! What a ride!!!!!"