C, my hand won't get pregnant, the will help me get over being lonely.

 

C. Gotta survive for 8 years, then sail away.

 

Easy, C. There's so much you can do with a blade. Ever read hatchet? That's what made me choose it. I could use the blade to ensure the ship is good, and then sail to a place to sell the weed. With my new fortune, I'd bag a hot chick.

however, if any knife, even a dinky pocket knife, replaced any of the items beside the hot chick in B, I'd choose B.

/Dwight mode off.

 

A tough choice between A & B for me but I chose A. C was out.

A - Even though their lesbians, I would not mind it at all. And after 3 yrs, I have enough booze to be down with the plain girl and intoxicate her enough so her personality isn't so shitty. Eventually, she would be down with me the fact it is just the two of us on the island. Definitely would like that rifle to go hunting for meat or protect myself as fish would get old after soo much of it. The money is the main win here and why I chose it. With the other scenarios, we can assume that you have lost everything by the time you have been rescued and would most likely need to start all over again. Age was never given but you can assume that it would be at a retiring age when you get rescued. You are basically set for the rest of your life with the money you find and have all the fine women you want.

B - This is good, too. You can relax with a fine ass girl for 20 years. I like the freezer as you can store your fish in there as well as meat. You can create your own traps to catch the wild for the meat. The player is cool but not a big thing. The only downfall here is what happens after the 20 years. The girl can just leave you and you are left with nothing after you both are rescued.

C - This for me, is definitely out. Dog food to last only 5 years. Meaning you gotta go find food not only for yourself, but for the dogs, too for another 3 years. You only have knives to defend or hunt with. Yea you can create weapons but you would be limited in what you have. I dont smoke, so that would be pointless. And this is just too lonely even if it was for only 8 yrs.

Yes, put a lot of thought in this. LOL

 

I'd go with B. I can figure a way off the island as long as I can keep fed with the fish. Plus, porking a hot broad will be a much needed outlet during our time on the island.

 

I read it like that at first too, then re-read it. you leave 8 years early, so 12 years.

 

but not a lot of math , not 8 years for C. 12yrs. no one said you had to keep the both dogs alive, one dies right way, now u have enough dog food for 10 years.

 

I don't know how you guys are misreading it, but it clearly says "8 years early", which means 8 years earlier than usual, meaning one would still have to be there for 12 remaining years. If it says "...sail away in 8 years", then the denotation is clear.

But yes, you'd not only have to find food for yourself but for 2 giant dogs as well (for 7 years). I have a giant dog myself, and it eats quite a lot, as much or almost as much as I.

 

Can it do one armed pull-ups though?

 

Hell no! If this forum has 100K members, then going by statistics, I'd be the only one who can do it (doing 7 is probably one in a million).