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You're standed on a desert island

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Old Dec 29, 2011 | 02:45 AM
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Ok, let me explain why B is best.

A) You have 300 rounds. How much game do you THINK you can kill with 300 rounds? Not to mention, 20 years is a long time and chances are with the conditions you're storing the ammunition, the bullets will be damn dangerous to use as time passes. Also, on most islands that are deserted, big game does not exist.. you'd be hunting rats and crap. Booze. the booze is good. You can drink it, you can use it as a disinfectant, you can use it to start fires. This is the only useful item in column A - but it only lasts 15 years. Girls - ok, you have one who's a lesbian but will eventually come around if you feed her. Loveless, but whatever. 10M in coins. this is useful ONLY after you get saved...in 20 f@#king years!!! Chances are, if you survive on your own for 20 years you'll get outrageous amounts of interviews, book sales, possibly a movie deal...the possibilities are endless. 10M is nothing compared to the possible money you can make.

B) Hot chick, sweet! For 20 years (probably a good 10 before she becomes less hot) you get a hot chick. Anyway, not that useful for survival. Fishing net and fishing poles (unlimited gear). Fish is GREAT for you...and with two poles and unlimited gear (even without the net) you can sustain yourself pretty nicely. Forever freezer is great for keeping extra fish you catch so you can take breaks with the hot chick every few days if you catch enough fish! MP3 player..ah, pretty useless. Possibly make it into a light using the solar panels and LCD so you can have freaky nightlight sex. maybe.

C)Two dogs. 12 years in the wild. That does NOT work out - not to mention this is again assuming there is big game out there.. Very unlikely. Whats most likely is the two dogs will be more of a strain on your food budget, and if you cant catch enough food for yourself + them, they will most likely attack YOU for the food. Bad idea. KBar/ knives. VERY good. The only good thing in this column... Again, this assumes there is big game. Chances are there isnt. You can MAKE your own fishing pole/hooks with the knife so this is acceptable. Marijuana - I don't smoke so its useless to me. Guitar..useless. Ship, not a bad idea but only 8 years early? I'd rather spend 20 years with a hot chick (who will turn into a MILF hopefully) then 12 with two dogs...eh.
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Old Dec 30, 2011 | 08:40 AM
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I there going to be any kind of psychoanalysis based on our choice? Some deep, intellectual insight that we were not aware of before? If not, this thread is worthless.
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Old Dec 30, 2011 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ikeyballz
Ok, let me explain why B is best.

C)Two dogs. 12 years in the wild. That does NOT work out - not to mention this is again assuming there is big game out there.. Very unlikely. Whats most likely is the two dogs will be more of a strain on your food budget, and if you cant catch enough food for yourself + them, they will most likely attack YOU for the food. Bad idea. KBar/ knives. VERY good. The only good thing in this column... Again, this assumes there is big game. Chances are there isnt. You can MAKE your own fishing pole/hooks with the knife so this is acceptable. Marijuana - I don't smoke so its useless to me. Guitar..useless. Ship, not a bad idea but only 8 years early? I'd rather spend 20 years with a hot chick (who will turn into a MILF hopefully) then 12 with two dogs...eh.
I'm still sticking with C, Flaws I found in your C evaluation. You have dog food. I only need one dog. so with only one dog, you now have enough food for the dog to last you 10 years. even tho you dont smoke marijuana recreationaly, it has medicinal value as well, pain relief if something happens.

The flaw in A and B, ur going to be with the SAME woman for 20 years!!! I dont care how sweet or hot she is, without any other form of social interaction, u are going to kill her eventually or her kill you in your sleep.
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Old Dec 30, 2011 | 06:05 PM
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Old Dec 30, 2011 | 07:17 PM
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A.

Rifle for hunting big game and keeping the lesbos in line.
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