I get guys looking at me funny all the time when I introduce myself and hold my hand out to shake theirs. I've also had guys try and so some sort of stupid "slap hands back and forth and snap fingers in some sort of order" thing before, too. What's up with that?

"Hey, I'm Jonathan"

"Yo, dude - wazzup. Here, let's play "Patty Cake, Patty Cake" together to show that we're keeping it real."

 

I like to belly bump instead of shake hands.... hopefully the belly's are big enough to prevent any incidental penial bumping....