You may have heard all these, but here we go again:

How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.

What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.

Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following
a push-by shooting incident.

The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident,
start pumping real fast.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas
cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair
trade."

I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo,
but it doesn't".

How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

Why do Yugo's have a heater for the back window?
To keep your hands warm when pushing.

Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
The tow truck takes the impact.

How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill the tank!

What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?
The bus schedule.

What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
Totalled.

 

I thought the Yugo was a joke?!?

 

did you ever get them in the US?
even in france they were very rare.

 

Yes, they did make it to the states. I think they even had a convertible Yugo. The movie "Drowning Mona" features the Yugo.

 

Funny stuff!

I would still like to have one to "put away". Can you imagine what a nicely restored Edsel might worth these days?