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Old Dec 13, 2006 | 10:44 AM
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So last night at about 12:30am I got a call from the cleaning crew at work that the main front door would not lock. It is on a keypad system. So I jump in the S and head over to the office to see whats up. I do my thing and lock the building up. I start to head back home and of course get pulled over. I have not put my Oregon Plates on yet (they are in the car and I am lazy ) so I thought for sure that is why he pulled me over.

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "Probably because of my plates, right?"
Officer: "What is wrong with your plates?"
Me: I tell him the story with my plates
Officer: "No, actually I pulled you over because of your suspicious profile"
Me: "Huh?"
Officer: "The time of night and the car you are driving give me the idea that you are a drug dealer or up to no good"- Seriously that is what he said
Me: "Why would you think I am a drug dealer?"
Officer: "These kind of cars are known to be driven by drug dealers and the type!"
At this point I am more then a little pissed off
Me: "If this is your assumption then you are not very smart are you? If I was indeed a drug dealer I would buy a car that at least had room for me to put the drugs in the car. I don't even have a glove compartment in here. Why don't you tell me the real reason you pulled me over? You looked at my car and thought to yourself...I am bored and have nothing better to do then to bother people that don't drive the normal Hick truck here in town. Is there anything else I can do for you officer? If not I will be on my way now. Thanks for keeping us all safe!"
Officer: "You better watch yourself, punk!" Yeah, he called me a punk
Me: "Can I have your badge number please?"
Officer: "Yeah, it is -----. You be on your way now!"

He seemed to get real nice after I asked for his badge number I love some cops

Brandon
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 09:19 PM
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cops in oregon really do have NOTHING to do, do they? thats about as good as the stater that tried to tell me that i was trying to evade him when i took more then 4sec to pull over coming through Drain. ya, trying to evade him in my TSX, wife my wife and wiener dog. moron.
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 10:15 PM
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Wow that's crazy. He probably just wanted to see if you were Asian There's nothing wrong with having Washington plates in Oregon ...
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Old Dec 16, 2006 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by versionJDM,Dec 16 2006, 10:19 PM
cops in oregon really do have NOTHING to do, do they? thats about as good as the stater that tried to tell me that i was trying to evade him when i took more then 4sec to pull over coming through Drain. ya, trying to evade him in my TSX, wife my wife and wiener dog. moron.
How does the cop know that you were not illegally trying to smuggle your weiner dog out of state

All I can do is laugh about it
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Bz2005s2k,Dec 17 2006, 12:07 AM
How does the cop know that you were not illegally trying to smuggle your weiner dog out of state

All I can do is laugh about it
shhhhh, how do you think i can afford the s2. im a wiener dog smuggler!
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 04:00 PM
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OT: Louie, when did you get your power back (assuming you lost it)??
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by kpxguy411,Dec 17 2006, 05:00 PM
OT: Louie, when did you get your power back (assuming you lost it)??
it went off Thurs nite around 11 or so. it then came back on Fri around 10am. our little apt complex is still the ONLY part of fircest with power.
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by versionJDM,Dec 17 2006, 09:15 PM
it went off Thurs nite around 11 or so. it then came back on Fri around 10am. our little apt complex is still the ONLY part of fircest with power.
Whoa that's crazy! Why??
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by kpxguy411,Dec 17 2006, 09:43 PM
Whoa that's crazy! Why??
who knows? its tacoma power, does it suprise you, really?
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Old Dec 17, 2006 | 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by versionJDM,Dec 17 2006, 09:45 PM
who knows? its tacoma power, does it suprise you, really?
Good point.
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